So, Thomas and I went to the zoo on Sunday.
There's this zoo here in Wilmington--it used to be called the Tote-Em-In Zoo (which I never understood. The name always made it sound to me like some good samaritans found a giraffe in the woods and just toted it in!) but is now called Tregembo Animal Reserve or something like that.
I'd never gone there before because I'd always heard that it was sad--that the animals were miserable, etc. But then on Friday night we ran into some friends at the bar, and they said that it was fun and that there was a porcupine there that would dance for peanuts.
Hold the phone, I said. You can feed the animals?
Yeah, we were so there. Frankly, I had hoped to touch things, but that was not to be.
I did see this awesome cockatoo that spoke as if it were possessed by the devil, and I'm pretty sure said, "Fuck," to me:
See the evil glint in his dark, dark eyes???
And then I took pictures of animal porn. Some intentional, some unintentional.
Hahahaha! The bearded dragons are on top of each other!! Because it's like they're having sex!!!
Umm. Yeah. Not the best angle for this lion.
I had fun throwing peanuts to the monkeys and speaking to everything as if it were my new best friend, because the proximity was such that I felt as if everything WAS my new best friend.
And here is the porcupine of awesomeness, who started the whole thing. I did not feed it any peanuts because the sign did not say that it was ok to feed him peanuts. And I have very strict morals about these things. Which is why I take pictures of lion bits.