So, there's been one upside to the incredible wave of cold sweeping Wilmington...
The oil froze.
The oil froze!!!
And it is has now been removed from the porch and from the life of my beagle, Gertrude. And also from the lives of the stray cats that have been hanging around it. I kind of feel like we just demolished the neighborhood bar or something. The bar of oil.
It is a good day.