Ha ha! I bet you thought I was going to forget to post today!
But no, here I am with more inanity. My friend Jina arrived from Maryland today, and so we've spent this lovely day sitting on the porch drinking beer.
Yesterday, Thomas and I went to Circa and ate the most delicious chocolate cake in the whole world, seriously. And no, I am not supposed to eat chocolate cake, but I think an exception could be made for the best chocolate cake in the world. Also, I learned a fine tip from this little girl called Allie: she told me that when her bra gets all smoky from the bar, she just sprays it with perfume. That way, she's wearing her perfume, but not overwhelmingly so, and not smelling like smoky bar at the same time. Excellent.
Once, when Thomas and I were eating the delectable Golden Corral breakfast during the wintertime, we accidentally left his cell phone in the car and it froze. When we got back, the screen wasn't working at all. So, I reasoned, the warmest part of my body is in my bra, so that's where I put the phone. It was totally revived when we got home. I think my bra has magical powers.
5 comments:
Maybe the cell phone was simply revived by your boobs and the bra had nothing to do with it.
You'll have to ask your husband if it's the boobs or the bra.
I vote Boobs, too. MEGS has magical powers!!!
dude, what WOULDN'T revive when stuffed in a bra? ;-)
Dude, I totally know what cake you're talking about at Circa. It's...it's indescribably delicious.
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